Having been distracted by flood news in our region (3Rs world headquarters is at the headwaters of the Red River), I have neglected the blog. But today in a fit of brilliance I have decided to try a new feature on for size (cue trumpets), wherein I offer my services as a translator (somewhat akin to the Liberal Translation feature on Sean Hannity’s show). The difference is that I am mainly concerning myself with headlines.
Here’s a headline from ABC News today: Obama Lays Out Plan For Detroit’s Survival.
That sounds so benign and measured.
Translated into a more boldly defined truth (albeit a tad wordy):
Obama Practices Unique Brand of Socialist Zealotry as He Abuses Power by Firing GM CEO and Strongarming Chrysler Into Making Deal!
What should I call this feature? Or should I just shut up before the Obama administration asks for my WordPress login information?
Discuss at your own risk.
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