Finally, some genius has come up with a bacon-scented perfume. Read all about it:
Time article on bacon-scented perfume
I wrap my appetizers in bacon; why not wrap my loving wife in that scintillating scent?
Unfortunately, because of the aforementioned story, I also discovered the bacon gun, the bacon bikini, and the bacon apple pie. God bless America! I have now lost the better part of an evening to my obsession with bacon. I may have to visit a facility to deal with my bacon addiction soon. I hope they have a breakfast bar.
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