The following article is written by Guest Blogger Mike Clifford of Heartland Outdoorsman.
Zumbo, Global Warming, Iraq and a New Chair
As someone who spends way too much time on the computer, I can’t help but feel there is a tremendous groundswell out there to make changes on this boulder we call Earth. Our Second Amendment rights are being fiercely protected by millions of sportsmen and women on thousands of message boards and blogs across this great country of ours. The outrage surrounding the whole “Jim Zumbo” issue is proof of this. Global Warming and “the environment” are topics that are sure to get us to break out of our shells and stand up for a cause. What message board or blog doesn’t instantly come alive whenever these topics are started?
Our brothers and sisters will defend freedom the world over in 2007 while we pontificate the next course of action that America should make by faithfully banging away on our keyboards. Politics is always sure to perk people up, no matter their interests or hobbies.
Did I just see a dirty word make its way into a post on the Black Bear blog?
Let me clarify….
I was recently bestowed with an award at the state level in my home state of Illinois:
Lt. Governor Pat Quinn’s “2006 Environmental Hero Award”. That’s the wording on the plaque that is attached to the wall over my computer. Upon my arrival at home after receiving this, my wife gave the customary “congratulations!” greeting and proceeded to bust out laughing as she took the plaque from my hand. “Does this mean that I’m married to a closet environmentalist?” or something close to that is all I heard in my haste to get to the computer. Staunchly conservative that she is, it shouldn’t have surprised me. I couldn’t help but wonder if there really is a difference in terms whenever we strive to honor people for their efforts, or if one is considered acceptable in sporting circles, while the other is just too filthy to toss around with reckless abandon.
Would it be perceived differently if it was called the “2006 Conservation Award”? I’m guessing it might. Perhaps it comes from the mindset that many of us have from too many hours spent indoors at our desks and not enough time spent actually
enjoying our “outdoors environment”, no matter where it might exist. At any rate, I can’t emphasize enough the importance of preserving our natural resources and have found perhaps one of the most important tools available today to achieve success in our efforts.
This HomeMedics Shiatsu massage chair thingy is a wonderful addition to my new computer desk chair. Can’t figure out how I ever got anything done without it. Ah yes, life is good indeed.
Speaking of filthy language…..
The Spring Edition of the free Heartland Outdoorsman eMagazine is being sent out this week to our subscribers. I have to apologize in advance for the column near the bottom. Somehow, no one here read it in advance, and we had no idea what was in it until it was too late as it was already sent to the host. I have always promised not to have *much* bad language in the Heartland Outdoorsman eMagazine, and have heavily edited the columns until this issue … and there it was … pool-hall language as big as sin, on the very back page. I would like to encourage all of you to not read that column, especially the ladies. Actually, if you get right down to it, we never intended the Heartland Outdoorsman eMagazine for lady readers anyway. It was my intention to allow only men to subscribe, but we were threatened with lawsuits and had to open it up to everyone, just like they had to do with that big golf club back east. Anyway, the spring issue is here- www.heartlandoutdoorsman.com




I was born and raised in New Brunswick, 15 minutes from the Maine border. In my twenties, I married a gal from Houlton, and moved across. I lived there for over five years. Unfortunately, the marriage didn’t hold, but my love of Maine did. Although I have lived in Arizona for almost ten years, I consider myself a Mainer, more so than an Arizonan. I say that, knowing that I am not, nor would I ever have been, a real Mainer – or “Mainah”, depending on who you ask. It was made abundantly clear to me, in a nice way, that I could live in Maine for 50 years, but would always be “from away”. That’s OK – it doesn’t dampen my memories, nor my connection, to that great State.
I adored my wife’s family. Good people all the way around. To this day, I am sad that when the marriage ended, so did my connection to her family. Great folks, that treated me like one of their own. Even better, they were hunters and fisher-folks as well. They had a hunting camp in Haynesville, and a “cottage” on the lake near Danforth. I loved the lake cottage in the summer, and boy, did my father in law like to chase landlocked salmon in the spring. I remember a lot of hours sitting in the boat, trolling streamers in hopes that we’d soon be seeing a flash of silver. The best, though, was the camp in Haynesville. The deer camp. My father in law gave me free use of that camp, and I think I used it more than anybody. Summer or winter, spring or fall – it was the perfect place. Nestled along the banks of the Mattawamkeag, it was less than a 40-minute drive from home. It served as the base for deer camp every year, when for a week or two, it was filled to the gunwales with friends and family members. We even had a “ladies night” where a big feed was put on and we were joined by the wives and girlfriends. This camp was a one-room affair, with an outhouse not to far away. We drew water from a spring nearby – thankfully, in an opposite direction as the outhouse! I used that camp a lot. It was the perfect place to go crash for a day. Quiet and peaceful. A place to go and read, or a place to go and think. I remember that place like I was there yesterday.
Eventually, I rode out life’s twists and turns, and landed quite unexpectedly – in Arizona. I still have the Maine connection. Although my wife has been here long enough to consider herself an Arizonan, she hails from Lewiston, and all of her family is back in that part of the country. I still love to hunt, but boy, are things different here. First off, there are more species to hunt and fish here, than anyone “from away” could ever imagine.Elk, antelope, bison, bighorn sheep, mule deer, Coues deer, javelina, bear, mountain lion, and a bunch of small game species. Even waterfowl are hunted here. For fish, there is a tremendous diversity of species including northern pike, arctic grayling, striped bass, walleye, trout and more!
Bio – Marshall MacFarlane was born and raised in New Brunswick. He has also lived in Maine and Arizona. He’s a past columnist with the Maritime Sportsman, and past Asst Editor with the Arizona Outdoorsman. Marshall has been a freelance writer since 1984 and is a member of the Western Outdoor Writers (WOW). He lives in Queen Creek,AZ with his wife Karole and daughter Mikaela. He is a project manager with an Electrical Engineering and Testing firm.