I can’t help this, really! I just got this joke sent to me by my adult daughter and knew immediately I needed to pass it on. I cleaned it up a tiny bit, as you will notice but when you retell it, you can insert whatever name you’d like.
Here it is.
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.
Well” he said, “It’s what mummy calls me sometimes”.
The little girl screams, “Don’t eat it, it’s a ‘&*$^*@# asshole’”
Posted by some unscrupulous old lecher.
