Giant Rodents Overtaking New Jersey

I know those guys! They have been defending sandboxes across North America from giant rodents for years. Good show, gentlemen!

I saw the picture and for some reason it made me chuckle, which is something I need more often these days. I thought I might as well share it and THEN, that overpowering uncontrolled urge swept over me to link it to Na Jurzee!

I think it’s terrible that you are making fun of this serious problem. Since the Government put up the Satelite station here in Andover, we’ve had a serious mutation problem with these giant rodents and “Devil Dogs”. I can’t tell you how many people have had auto accidents with these critters. It used to be we only had to look out for just the moose and deer but recently the population of these giant rodents has reached epidemic proportions. The good news is that it seems these giant rodents are natural predators for the wolves. Lets just introduce these varmints into the areas that have wolf problems and we won’t have to delist the wolves. Or you can just build a Satelite station in your area and wait a few years. Of course this has all been hushed up and is currently an X-File.

I wasn’t aware that the giant rodent problem had spread so far north. If your assessment is true concerning the satellite station, then I think we should contact the Idaho Anti-Wolf Coalition immediately so they can begin lobbying for a satellite station or two in the most heavily wolf populated areas of the state.