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San Francisco – February 13, 2012 by Unassociated Press – As a continuation of the move by environmentalists and preservationists, a federal judge in this California city has ruled that thousands of Americans must abandon their homes, cease growing crops, vacate their properties and turn control of it over to the federal government within 30 days.
Judge Rhule F. Bench eagerly concluded that according to the wording of the Endangered Species Act, in conjunction with the recently passed Polar Bear Seas Protection Act and a decision by the U.S. Department of Interior back in 2008 to list the polar bear as threatened because of global warming, the government has to act to save several endangered, threatened or perceived threatened species.
In Alaska, natives in the VanKaren Cape community were issued legal documents and told they must abandon their village within 30 days to provide more habitat that might be needed for a protected walrus population. Even though arctic sea ice has continued to grow larger than ever recorded in history, during the cyclical climate period of the late 1900s and early 2000s, the walrus changed its movements and habits and now more of the giant mammals have taken up residence in this area. The Endangered Species Act demands that any activities that might affect a threatened species must be dealt with.
SEC. 7. ø16 U.S.C. 1536¿ (a) FEDERAL AGENCY ACTIONS AND CONSULTATIONS.—(1) The Secretary shall review other programs administered by him and utilize such programs in furtherance of the purposes of this Act. All other Federal agencies shall, in consultation with and with the assistance of the Secretary, utilize their authorities in furtherance of the purposes of this Act by carrying out programs for the conservation of endangered species and threatened species listed pursuant to section 4 of this Act.
In 2008 when then U.S. Secretary of the Interior Dirk Kempthorne decided to list the polar bear as threatened, scientists had estimated a bear population of between 20,000 and 25,000. The most recent polar bear count that took place in 2011 placed the number at just over 40,000 but environmentalists have been successful in winning lawsuits that claim that they estimate a sustainable population of polar bears must be at least 50,000 worldwide.
Secretary of the newly formed Department of Wildlife Protection, Lovey O. Wolf, former head of the Center for Animal Rights and Biological Diversity, says this move is only the beginning of what he hopes will be a continued effort to protect our valuable natural resources at any cost.
In the Lower 48, the list of states required to set aside land for animal protection continues to grow. A three-year study is nearly complete that has mapped out critical habitat for as many as 600 threatened or endangered species. The larger species include the gray wolf, Canada lynx, bobcat and moose. Our fisheries are not exempt. All waters having populations of brook trout or have known to have had populations have been closed to all fishing and water activities. In many cases water sources for farms and private homes have been stopped.
Immediately after the 2008 presidential election, Congress amended and passed the Clean Water Restoration Act which essentially gives the federal government complete control over all waters inland and offshore. Inland waters also include, swamps, bogs, wet areas and any areas that could hold water, including during spring runoffs and floods.
In 2010 a group of 11 environmental and animal rights groups successfully sued the federal government to force them to list over 425 million square miles of land as critical habitat for threatened species. In many cases these threatened species don’t currently inhabit these areas but U.S. Fish and Wildlife Preservation Service scientists, along with scientists from the Department of Wildlife Protection deemed that certain areas would make ideal habitat for some species if those species were allowed to expand and grow.
Several million of those acres involved private property but owners of that property have no legal recourse. Acting behind closed doors during a late-night bartering session of Congress, politicians passed an amendment to the Endangered Species Act that gave government the power to cease private land if it deemed in the best interest of protecting and saving our natural resources. This amendment was kept under raps for a long time and very few people even know about it.
Over 375,000 property owners scattered from Washington and Oregon, over including Idaho, Montana, Wyoming on into Wisconsin and Michigan will be left homeless in 30 days because of providing protection for the gray wolf and Canada lynx. Portions of Minnesota’s northwest will be turned into wilderness lands in hopes that the moose will return and flourish.
Millions of Americans are directly and indirectly affected by this ruling. Some ranches, industries, power plants, businesses and private homes can no longer operate or exist because of either threats to animals or they pose a danger to the waters and wetlands that support certain aquatic life.
And this is only the beginning promised Sec. Lovey O. Wolf. He said that once mapping was complete, he estimated all 50 states would be required to give over control of at least some of its lands to the government.
There are very few organizations left today to fight this action. Most groups were shut down after Congress passed laws prohibiting activities opposed to governmental actions. These included the NRA, U.S. Sportsman’s Alliance, Safari Club International, to name a few. All gun rights groups were disbanded once laws were passed outlawing guns in this country. All that is left now are a few rogue and small groups working underground in hopes to regenerate interest in the way things used to be.
Many former hunters, trappers and fishermen have migrated to Alaska seeing that state as the only hope for their future. Alaska has been trying for several years now to secede from the United States and become an independent country. As I write, U.S. Naval ships sit off the coast of Alaska sending a clear message that the U.S. Government will not tolerate a move by Alaska to separate itself from the U.S.
Tom Remington