Thanks, Steve! (No it’s not his fault. He sent me the link.)
Watch this obscene video first:
And then read Reuter’s report on cow farts destroying the world.
Cow gas is methane, claimed to be much more detrimental to the atmosphere in the case for global warming. Scientists are capturing the stinky gas in cows stomachs to analyze. This is not all that new but how the world has gone mad or at least on the verge of such is their intentions of what to do about animal gas.
We are paying over $4.00 a gallon every time we buy gas in the country for two basic reasons. One, we refuse to tap into any of our own sources of energy and two, idiots in Washington and elsewhere think that if they put their hands over their eyes, fingers in their ears and make loud noises, you and I will stop using so much gas and manure will taste good. Now that’s one hell of an energy plan.
Furthermore, the same idiots in Washington, and I recall the President of the United State (yes the one liberals still can’t get over that he won’t be in office soon) in a speech during the State of the Union Address, say we needed to push for more ethanol and manure would taste good. So what did we do? Took food out of the mouths of human beings in order to stretch the gas by concocting some inferior grade of gas that makes our cars run like the crap we are dumping in them. Now that’s one hell of an energy plan.
So, I’ll rub my crystal ball for a moment and look into the future. Cows and other large animals that feed millions of people across the globe will be reduced or fed some other poisonous crap in order to reduce their methane output in order to save the planet – all the while contributing to the death of innocent people who can’t pay the high prices for food this action will generate. Can’t we just “give them Beano before they eat and there will BEANO gas after”?
Idiots who think the earth is going to burn up from too much heat twist and spin the numbers so that is looks and sounds like farting cows are destroying the planet. They tell us of the MILLIONS of cows in Argentina and their farts contributing 25-30 cubic feet of stinky methane per cow each day. They tell us that methane is 23 times more POTENT than carbon dioxide and these 55 million cows could be contributing up to 30% of Argentina’s total “greenhouse gas emissions”.
By God it’s time we starved a few million more people on this planet in order to stop this releasing of nasty carbon dioxide and methane gases. My god, people! Nobody needs to work anymore. The world is becoming one large socialist, worthless, lazy, ignorant melting pot of mentally ill control freaks who can’t stand the thought that I want to be a FREE man. Other than that, things are looking good.
Time to go heat up the can of beans, fry up some venison and cook it all on the outside fire I got going in my fireplace. Then tomorrow I’ll go down to the town office and begin the necessary paperwork to see if we can’t get rid of some of these damned smelly cows around here. Then once the cows are gone, government can take over their land and then tell everyone to stay off it.
Mad, I tell you! Absolutely MAD!
Tom Remington


