Can you believe that headline? It’s not a real story to report on but it is something that happens all the time, but one fly eating a moose?
Here’s as good a headline from the Scotsman: “Scientists Left Open-Mouthed After Shark Eats Polar Bear”. Picture that headline if you will. A massive polar bear out for a swim when caught unaware, a shark sneaks up from behind and tears off a hind quarter. Mayhem ensues! The ocean instantly fills with huge amounts of blood. A near feeding frenzy breaks out and soon one extremely hungry shark has devoured a massive polar bear.
Now picture if you will a tiny blow fly landing on the rear end of a bull moose and chews his way to the vital organs until it eventually kills the moose.
The problem here is neither of these scenarios actually took place. The shark and polar bear headline really did exist, not only in the Scotsman but in tons of media outlets worldwide. The headline of a fly eating a moose, exists only on this page……so far as I know.
Headlines sell and if you read the polar bear/shark story, you’ll discover that most everyone believes the shark stumbled upon a dead polar bear carcass and took a bite. Scientists discovered the bone from a polar bear in a shark’s stomach and several news sources thought a headline that claimed a shark beat up on a polar bear was better than reporting the probabilities of how the bone got into the sharks stomach.
In case you were wondering and if anyone asks, a fly did not kill and eat a bull moose, however, once those big ole boys go down, all kinds of creatures move in for a free meal, including the blow flies – you know the ones that lay eggs and produce maggots?
Go ahead and have some boiled rice for lunch.
Tom Remington
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