PETA Says Use Woman’s Milk Instead Of Cow’s For Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream

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When you get done laughing at this concept (and if you aren’t laughing you probably should think about buying stock in human milk farms) think about it from many different angles and possibilities. Then relate that to how sick an organization PETA is.

Tom Remington

glewie

maybe it won’t be so tough to get the highered hand to getup and do choiers in the morning at the farm when we convert over to gals.

I know that I would work all the long hours needed to give the cows that long awated break from there dailey grind that
they have so told farmer al-fal-fer they need.

Its about time someone that knows someting about how real cows feel took a stand.

I have waited for this to happen for years.

If I only could have HERD it for my self I could have converted to gals years ago.

Will I have to black out my windows.

WHAT KIND OF FEED WILL BE BEST.
Tom Remington

You had to go and start it didn’t you!
glewie

what if they milk them self

no fun at all
George

Swiss restaurant to serve meals cooked with human breast milk

A Swiss gastronomist has stirred a controversy in the tranquil Alpine republic after announcing that he will serve meals cooked with human breast milk.

Last Updated: 10:42AM BST 19 Sep 2008
Swiss restaurant to serve meals cooked with human breast milk
Women will receive just over Â£3 (US$5.4) for 14 ounces of their milk

The owner of the Storchen restaurant in the exclusive Winterthur resort will improve his menu with local specialities such as meat stew and various soups and sauces containing at least 75 per cent of mother’s milk.

“We have all been raised on it. Why should we not include it into our diet?” Hans Locher, who has become Switzerland most controversial restaurant owner, said.

Mr Locher attracted the attention of the leading media of the German-speaking world this week after he posted ads looking for women donors, who will receive just over three pounds for 14 ounces of their milk.

He said: “I first experimented with breast milk when my daughter was born.

“One can cook really delicious things with it. However, it always needs to be mixed with a bit of whipped cream, in order to keep the consistency.”

The food control authority in Switzerland was initially confused by the apparent loophole in local legislation regulating the use of human milk and it was not clear whether Mr Locher could actually be banned from serving his specialities.

“Humans as producers of milk are simply not envisaged in the legislation.

“They are not on the list of approved species such as cows and sheep, but they are also not on the list of the banned species such as apes and primates,” Rolf Etter of the Zurich food control laboratory said.
jes

And here I have all along been thinking that man WAS a primate! So, I guess we better ban ourselves!
George

YOU CANNOT MAKE CHEESE OUT OF BREASTMILK. Don’t even try.
Tom Remington

Do you have experience in trying, George? Bwahahahah
George

Just another one of my failed experiments!

PETA Says Use Woman’s Milk Instead Of Cow’s For Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream

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