Fight Global Warming With Man-Made Global Cooling

These folk work really hard at the bull-tookie they spread. This week on Nat.Geo. tv “scientists” were trying to figure out how to save Greenland
with blankets but the offset of flying a large helicopter was defeating their
ill laid plan. Oh, how terrible it must have been!

Moose are the answer. Every sapling they munch down on makes the single-
shoot spread to a larger bush for the following year, creating more AIR to
breathe. Besides, they ‘break-wind’ very seldom and that’s a good thing.

We’ve got to do something about this global warming, here in north Idaho you can’tfind a snow shovel, snow blower or ice melt because all the local stores are sold out of them. Going through CDA today every other building had guys shoveling snow off the roof tops and we even saw couple of buildings that te roofs caved in on because of all the snow. Maybe if the greenies would quit yapping about it with all their hot air it would help. Happy New Year all. SSS

Thank God for global warming—it is -3 right now, and snow and ice up to my neck, if it wasn’t for the global warming no-tellin how frozen I would be here- I still might die of a heart attack though, been shoveling snow for three weeks….

Well I wont need my long johns anymore. It’s the 4th of Jan and only 9 below this morning.