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A nineteen year old was arrested walking down the median of I-84 in New York carrying dead deer parts, including a deer’s head, a red spray paint can and he was covered with red paint.
“Mr. Carlson could not give any reasonable explanation for walking out on the highway, carrying paint and dead deer parts,” police said in a release today.
Now unless this dude just got off the bus from Washington, D.C., where he was working on writing another stimulus plan (I don’t think he was a monkey), I find it hard to believe that someone could be so creative as to take a stroll down I-84 with a dead deer’s head and red paint and he couldn’t come up with a creative excuse as to why.
The last time I was stopped for walking down an interstate highway covered in paint and carrying a deer head, I told the officer I took a break from work – I’m a professional spray paint can tester – to walk my pet deer, Oliver. Oliver didn’t want to go for a walk so I didn’t take Oliv-him. Ooooh, that was really bad.
But hey this is right up there with the guy who was arrested for driving around town with a Hurst and a dead deer in the back. Was that the same guy who was having sex with the deer?
Tom Remington
