Do Something About Your Carbon Footprint

Preparing to lose my home which will not meet United Nations Federal approval, parking my truck and walking or riding a horse or bicycle, probably won’t meet approval either because the horse farts and so do I.. And since NAFTA/GATT/ and now CAP and TRADE, have ruined American creativity I’ll likely be out of government fiat cash credit debt notes real soon…It shouldn’t be to long after that i will have no carbon footprint because I’ll be dead..That’s what the goal is.. I had hoped for another revolution but apparently all my country men were gelded or something…Oh well, ya win some and ya lose some..

Our last great hope is for the women of the nation to take over for the
MID(men in dresses).

Purses are a big hit now. What a wonderful place we live in. Men are women
and women are men. Now, there’s something to be proud of. It’s not the
hope and change I wanted.

Anyways, I am afraid of losing my job. I wouldn’t finish up completely the other day so I could come back again and keep charging for it. The other jobs I did,
were not correct, either. I had to come back and do some of them again……my
auto insurance was due, you know.

I found a tent last week on the dump. Nothing wrong with it so I pitched it near the hospital across town – in case I needed something. There’s another good
spot behind the grocery store but it has to be soon or someone else will try and
get it. That particular piece of real estate is mine…. I saw it first.

This week I’ve allowed my customers to pay half-up-front for any work to be done in the future. I have pointed out what work will be done, how long it will
take and what it will look like this time.

On the next block over, their siding had to come off and new installed. What a
lucky break – it all fit on another house the following week. See how easy it is.

By the time I get thru the entire side of town over here, carbon footprints should
be nearly zero.

Do you have any more carbo zappers?

I have Carbo Zappers coming out my carbon hole. I guess they just haven’t caught on yet. I don’t see why not. If there are enough people who really believe the sky is falling and are willing to kill unborn babies to reduce their carbon footprint, golly gee whiz, I would think they would buy into a Carbo Zapper 666!

Hell, no. You would have to dangle it in front of the screen for about three hours, is what it takes to imprint it. After that, you’re good to go.

Chair-head !

I found a new stripper. It’s safe to eat after it dries – makes old wood doors
look almost new again.

Nothing I like any better than a good door to chew on right after it’s been freshly stripped.

wHat BrAnD oF sTrIppER WaS iT ? aNd WiLl It gIvE mE a BuZz ?

you used too much of it already, greg. No, no buzz, what was that? Did you
say something?