joe perryI kid you not! Here we have PETA (people for eating tasty animals…no wait, that’s not right.) displaying their radical perversions, as usual, questioning Joe Perry’s manhood because in an interview with Outdoor Life magazine, he said he liked hunting. Here’s what the deranged Lisa Lange of PETA had to say about Joe:

“People who take out their aggressions and frustrations on helpless animals are usually compensating for other shortcomings in their life,” said Lange. “We don’t know how Joe measures up, but it’s interesting that he seems to feel so satisfied when he’s handling long phallic-looking weapons.”

We all now know that Ms. Lange really wants to be a guy so she can handle those “phallic-looking” things! Talk about perverted!

I met Joe Perry one time, as I did the whole Aerosmith band individually, and I can’t say I noticed anything unusual about Joe but Stevie Tyler, now that’s a whole other subject.

Now that I think about it, ever since I met Joe Perry I can’t seem to want to put down my “weapon”.

Tom Remington

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