I couldn’t say those things if I were a member of Congress on the floor or in chambers, so say the democrats. They’ll show us, that’s for sure.

An Historical moment coming from the halls of Congress.

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one political party to dissolve the political party of another which have connected them with sane and rational discourse and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of the democrats and of Nature’s God entitle them, a disrespect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare certain words and phrases unusable which impel them to the separation with the rest of society, due to elitism, narcissism and ignorance.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that those with opposing views are not created equal, that they are endowed by their party leader with certain rationed Rights, that among these are abortion, health care and the rules of Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and their almighty leader.

With nothing pressing to work on in Congress, it is vitally important that morons and idiots set about thinking up bad words and phrases that can’t be said in school. For the millions of unemployed, I’m sure they can rest much easier today knowing that someone cares.

I believe the date we need to focus on is November 2, 2010.

Tom Remington

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