It must be time!
I wise man once told me that when it came time to elect a new president, just open your wallet and look in to see if there is more money in there today than when the last president was elected. Perhaps an oversimplification of a method of determining validity but sane just the same.
One of the things that should be of concern to most Americans today still remains national security. It does me. Well, we are not about to elect a new president but it won’t be too long before we will be faced with mid-term Congressional elections. So how’s that national security working out these days. I’m opening up my wallet and looking in to see if I believe, as was promised, that the world would fall back in love with America with President Obama in charge and we’d be a much safer country. Hmmmmmm!
When was the last time a United States president lobbied the Olympic Site Selection Committee to bring the games to American soil? Um, er, ah, oh, well, maybe……..never? What can possible go wrong with that. Maybe Obama will travel to Copenhagen and offer up a round of fist bumps and all is well. One rumor floating around is that Obama was already notified Chicago would win the games for 2016 so he’s going to go to Copenhagen and pretend he’s hardlining the committee. It will be his first foreign policy victory since becoming president. Hmmmmmmm!
Obama says kids need to be in school longer, perhaps even shortening or eliminating the summer vacation. So, Mr. President, is it that the kids need more time to learn the lyrics to “Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Barack Hussein Obama”?
Obama says he “wants schools to add time to classes, to stay open late and to let kids in on weekends so they have a safe place to go.” A safe place to go? Are you kidding me? I think Obama needs to get out a little bit more. Not that his predecessor knew what was going on in our schools either, but inner city school certainly are not safe havens. And he basis his decision on what his two daughters think. I wonder what his thoughts would be if he had two boys? Hmmmmmmmmm!
I read someplace that the biggest mistake a head of state can make is to go before television cameras without having anything new to say. Hmmmmmmmmm!
According to some in this country, their advice to you would be to commit some heinous crime and then run away and hide for about 30 years. Then you can come out and you shouldn’t be prosecuted. Oh, but wait. I think it would have something to do with who you are or what your name is. Never mind! Hmmmmmmmm!
“Couldifmite” Hmmmmmmmmm!
Growing up the perpetual “smart ass”, if someone had a headache, I told them I could take care of that for them. I never really did what my intentions where, but I told them if they let me stomp on their foot as hard as I could, they wouldn’t be thinking about their headache anymore.
And so it goes with Bill Clinton. Do you realize how many people who once considered him the biggest sleaze ball to walk the planet, are now thinking he was a pretty good president? Just think about Obama as being the stomping on the foot. Hmmmmmmmmmm!
A male bear in a German zoo attacked and killed a female bear while zoo goers looked on. Zoo officials have no explanation as to why the bear did this. Well, duh! Anybody who’s not interested in being politically correct can find a simple explanation. Officials said the male bear was a “Syrian” brown bear. Was the bear’s facial hair shaved off? Hmmmmmmmm!
New DNA testing has revealed that the skull, once thought to be the charred remains of Adolf Hitler, is actually that of a woman. It was believed that Hitler shot himself in the head and this skull had what was an obvious bullet hole and supposedly it matched dental records. Hmmmmmmmm! I think this deserves another, Hmmmmmmmm!
Tom Remington
