The Climate Summit begins in Copenhagen today with free sex with Danish prostitutes for all summit attendees! IPCC Chairman Pachauri opened the summit by saying none of the information exposed from Climategate is valid because those scientists peer reviewed themselves and it’s all good. Rumor has it Obama will head to Denmark a few days early because of the free sex and his personal body guard will be Bill Clinton. Come join in all the fun and excitement as we kick off the Copenhagen Games!
Tom Remington
