I’m sure most of you don’t know that I am a closet “artist”. I am particularly fond of body art. For those not familiar with body art, picture a swarm of about 300 men and women, all naked taking turns painting each other…….all over. That’s my idea of body art. Tattoos are too permanent and most people don’t get naked to get a tattoo………do they?
I have had this inner welling of artistic power nagging at me since I first viewed body art at the age of about 15. So, you can imagine how elated I felt when I heard Speaker Nancy Pelosi say that if we pass this health care bill, people like me could quit their real jobs and become artists; pursue their dreams.
Although I haven’t stepped out yet and purchased enough supplies to paint up 300 or more naked bodies, I’m anxiously awaiting the day I can quit toiling over a real job and get everything I need in life for free. From that moment on, I’ll have no distractions and I can further my real passion as a body artist.
Isn’t America amazing?
Tom “Salvador” Remington
