Confidence must be building for the millions of Americans who stand to be affected, directly or indirectly, by this country’s worst environmental disaster of all time, as the Federal Government seeks out the biggest and the brightest to find ways of stopping the gushing geyser. The Feds have called on James Cameron, a movie producer, to help! That’s no special effect. Trust me!
While they are at it, I hope they ring up David Copperfield and he can create the illusion that everything has gone away.
Boy do I feel better! Especially knowing that Obamathugs have launched a criminal investigation into the leak. That’s what should be done RIGHT AFTER WE’VE ALL DONE WHAT WE CAN TO STOP THE LEAK!!!!!!!!
Maybe we need to stop the leaking brains in this country before we can expect to figure out how to stop an oil leak. Who’s brain shall we practice on?
Tom Remington



