I was just wondering this afternoon if I should try what has been recommended by at least one member of the Lamestream Media, to boost my ratings. According to Eleanor Clift of Newsweek, she says that Obama’s ratings are in the cellar because he hasn’t blamed George Bush enough.
So, if you came to the Black Bear Blog looking for something better to read and entertain yourself with, I’m sorry. It would be much better if it was not because of George W. Bush.
In all fairness, I think it only fitting that I provide reasons for this blaming Bush, even though Clift simply stated that Obama hasn’t blamed him enough.
Why blame Bush? He’s a cowboy; he can’t pronounce the word “nuclear” correctly (comes out “nucular”) or a few others; he sucks at speaking in public; he’s from Texas; he once was connected to oil; he married a woman; he’s still married to a woman (the same one);he parts his hair on the left side; he lives in Texas; he’s a republican…..well I think so. He claims to be and got elected running under the Republican Ticket; did I mention he lives in Texas?; he once owned the Texas Rangers baseball team (now that’s reason enough right there); he’s stupid and got into college only on his name; Dick Cheney was his VP; he’s a cowboy living in Texas. Shall I continue?
I know the list is long but I figure the longer the list, means more blaming which should result in higher ratings on my blog.
I need to go prepare for the Internet viral activities soon to follow. Which news network program should I accept an invitation to first? If this works I’ll write a book.
Tom Remington
