Today in Florida is Primary voting day and the idiots are out in full force. True to the makeup of a politician, that is one who thinks he is better than the rest and above the law, that is why they pass laws that pertain to others and not themselves, passed the do not call law that was supposed to prevent telemarketing cold calls. Of course these immoral idiots exempted themselves from the telemarketing ban and as such all year round and in particular during lying season (election time) my phone rings off the hook with canned messages.
You should be here to listen in on the things I tell these bastions of buffoonery as their prerecorded lies and deceit begin to play. It’s the only good thing about computerized messages from politicians. I can slam the phone down on them right after I tell them what’s on my mind and I leave them speechless. You should have heard what I told Gov. Sarah Palin! Then again maybe not.
Of course the reason it is done this way is that instead of imposing themselves, something not found in their dictionary of useful words, on a small number of people, they can intrude on masses at one time. And, like with how the Internet has emboldened people to say things they wouldn’t dare to anyone’s face, the same has come true with politicians and their mass calling barrage.
Sample message: “Hi! I’m Rick Scott. Bill McCullum is a liar!”
And another: “Hi! I’m Bill McCullum. Rick Scott is a liar!”
So who lied first? And who will lie last? We must decide who lies least, lest we lose liberty from the least loyal candidate. Alas!
And then Gov. Sarah Palin is supporting Pam Bondi for the Florida Attorney General position being vacated by Bill McCullum in order that he can devote all his time calling Rick Scott a liar, while at the same time “trusting the people. He always has!”
According to Gov. Palin, Pam Bondi needs my vote “because she’s a true conservative.” And just what in hell is a true conservative? Is there a difference between a conservative and a true one? I am considering running for something as a “true conservative” if that means I can have Sarah over for dinner sometime.
You have to wonder who makes the decisions to finalize a prerecorded message? Yesterday there was a battery of messages all seeming to bash the fellow candidate (this is a primary election), with the exception of one message from some guy who wants to be elected as a “non partisan” judge. Bwahahahahahahaha, Bwhahahahahahahahah. The judge himself I guess can’t speak so they hired a woman with a grating voice.
The message was childish and borderline insane. All it did was repeat perhaps a dozen times or more, “I’m going to vote for *********. I’m going to vote for *********. What did you say? I’m going to vote for *******”
I hate politicians for what they do and stand for. Oh, well. Off to the polls this morning. They open at 7 a.m.
Tom Remington
