Oh them pesky coyotes that need so much protection! But it is a happy day here at BBB land. It pleases me when I learn that spreading the predator wealth is taking hold and that coyotes are taking up residences in the big cities of America. Such was the case the other day when a lady in Chicago was walking her two dogs with leashes and she was confronted by three coyotes. I’m sure they were lonely and just looking for someone else to play with. After all……….cute, cuddly, loving creatures they are.
But, there’s no finer place for these critters to live than in city parks. They are so friendly, it shouldn’t be long before they’ll move into your back yard and be really, really close. How lovely. Remember, take in your garbage, put lids on tight and leave your pets inside.
Oh, you don’t need to thank the hunters and trappers. This is all of your own doing. You want them protected so you share in the blessings of “learning to coexist with them” as your drivel always says. So have at it. Don’t get angry. The coyotes are only doing what coyotes do. But you should get to working with more effort to reduce those human populations. Nasty people ruining life for the doggies!
Oh, and don’t be dismayed. The idiots in charge say they are going to “humanely” trap and relocate the dogs. Good luck with that. Make sure they get relocated in other parks around Chicago, just in case they don’t have wild doggies of their own to possess and love.
Sharing the wealth the Chicago way. That’s what it’s all about.
Hey, do you suppose the prison where Gov. Blagojevich has any coyotes to play with. You could send some over there.
Tom Remington
