GEORGE CARLIN WOMEN
Notice the hair color of his wife? Maybe she’s just having a blonde moment.
I knew a gal once who said her Daddy’s ranch was so big that it took her a hour and sixty minutes to cross it in her truck. I told her I had a truck like that once.
WOW, this is like arguing with the wolf pimps.
I once ordered a $0.99 item, gave the clerk a dollar bill and he whipped out a calculator to figure the change he should give me.
One of your ex-students no doubt.
You never miss an opportunity to insult.
Well, here are a couple more.
I never let my students use a calculator in class until they were in advanced algebra. The primary problem with learning algebra by students is that they do not know how to deal with fractions.
I also was at a grocery store once while wearing a t-shirt with the periodic chart of the elements printed on it. A bagger asked if that was a new type of calender. After I explained what it was he responded that he might have passed chemistry had he had a shirt like that.
Insult? I am not sure what else you would expect. You fly around this blog on your broom making inflammatory and/or distracting remarks on a regular basis, and then believe you deserve respect.
Listen, teachers have destroyed this country. While I will state that there are some unbelievable ones, I also believe most have become mindless drones who now expect everyone to meet the ‘excellence’ of the lowest student.. More worried about political correctness and telling the moron of the class he is a moron and shipping his butt to remedial classes. They drag everyone down to the lowest common denominator. And preach agenda over reality. The 99% of students leave cullege, liberal drones that believe society owes them something.
At the cullege level, professors have become so freaking lazy that they will not change their curriculum from year to year and every frat house and sorority, hell, even the dorms now have test files for every course. But, by god, lets make sure the tenure system is alive and well.
So, while you may have wandered through your life with people patting your backside and telling you how wonderful you are for being a teacher. I will play the odds. I can count the outstanding teachers in my life on one hand. The rest were happy to see me go by the end of the term, they are so not accustomed to being challenged from the peanut gallery.
All one has to do is look at the international results of education. We spend the most money per student, by a huge factor, yet turn out some of the worst students on the planet.
The rubber meets the road in the classroom, those results lay on the shoulders of the teacher in front of the classroom. They are failing, yet want higher rewards for doing so. Incredible.
You’re a loser.
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