Got a hog hunting jones…
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It’s been so bloody long since I went hunting!

I got a hog huntin’ jones
Got a hog huntin’ jones oh baby, oo oo ooo

Yes, I am the victim of a hog huntin’ jones
Ever since I was a little baby, I always be hog huntin’
In fact, I was the huntinest hog hunter in the whole neighborhood
Then, one day, my papa bought me a hog rifle
And I loved that hog rifle
I took that hog rifle with me everywhere I went
That hog rifle was like a hog rifle to me

I even put that hog rifle underneath my pillow
Maybe that’s why I can’t sleep at night
I need help, ladies and gentlemen
I need someone to stand behind me
I need, I need someone to spot that big boar for me across the canyon
Someone to call the range
Someone to help me drag him out
and not poop out on me in the first hell hole
So huntin’ groupies, help me out

(hunting groupies sing repeatedly…)
(Hog huntin’ jones, I got a hog huntin’ jones)
(I got a hog huntin’ jones, oh baby, oo oo ooo)

Oh, that sounds so sweet
Sign it on out
Come on Mike Waddell, Pig Man, sing along with me
That be bad, hunter
Yeah
I want everybody in the whole canyon to stand up and sing with us
Oh yeah, sing it out like you’re proud
All right, everybody huntin’ coast-to-coast, sing along with us
Uncle Ted, sing along with us
Keith Warren, sing along with us
Jackie Bushman, don’t sing nothin’

Oh it feels so good
Give me a hog
I’ll take him with a knife, left handed
I could shoot him with the bow between my toes
I could slip the arrow between his ribs, take off a quarter leave fifteen cents change
I could
I could pop him from a mile away, with one eye poked out and the other covered with my trigger finger
I’m bad, I could shoot him through the eye at 200 paces with a rubberband and a spaghetti noodle
’cause I got a hog huntin’ jones.  Here I come, I could pull the trigger with my eyebrow Yeah
I could shoot him with my nose.  I’m, I’m bad as King Kong, give me the gun, I’m hot, I’m hot as…

(Hog huntin’ Jones, I got a Hog huntin’ Jones, I got a Hog huntin’ Jones, Hog huntin’ Jones)
(Hog huntin’ Jones, I got a Hog huntin’ Jones, I got a Hog huntin’ Jones, Hog huntin’ Jones)
(Hog huntin’ Jones, I got a Hog huntin’ Jones, I got a Hog huntin’ Jones, Hog huntin’ Jones)
(Hog huntin’ Jones, I got a Hog huntin’ Jones, I got a Hog huntin’ Jones, Hog huntin’ Jones)

 

By the way, I blame Rex for this madness.

Porcine Press – Tuesday Edition
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Today seems like a good day for a new edition of the Porcine Press.  Why?  Mostly because I couldn’t think of anything else to write about.

So, for starters, here’s a big one from South Carolina.  As reported in several SC news sources, including the SunNews, the SC legislature has passed some new laws related to hunting… and in particular, to hog hunting:

New laws, passed by the legislature this year, aim to rein in three problem species – wild hogs, coyotes and renegade hunters.

All three have been spreading in recent years, according to wildlife officials and law-abiding hunters. The bills passed this legislative session won’t get rid of any of the problems, but they could slow their spread.

The hog bill received little attention but might be the most important of the changes, according to wildlife officials. One provision makes it illegal to capture wild hogs and transport them to other areas of the state. The law also allows night hunting of hogs.

Of course, the article goes on to list the standard reasons that wild hogs are “bad” and must be managed.  Among the risks of disease and crop damage, they also talk about the potential damage to ecosystems.  I don’t completely disagree with all of that reasoning, of course, but I really wish they’d do a little more research to support the “environmental damage” claims.  (Sorry, slipping into broken record mode…) 

Anyway, something that I do totally agree with is the argument that a good reason these animals are expanding so quickly across the state is that hunting clubs and landowners are trapping and transporting them.  Until now, that activity hasn’t really been illegal, but it’s pretty short-sighted.  I attribute it not so much to people not caring, as to simple ignorance and poor understanding of the Law of Unintended Consequences.  You’d think that, with all the problems southern farmers have had with the exploding deer populations, bringing in another crop pest that is even more prolific and destructive would be the last thing local landowners would want to do.  But there ya go…

As far as the night shooting, I’m definitely unopposed to that tactic.  As a control method, it’s probably one of the best ways outside of largescale trapping or poison.  I wouldn’t be too surprised to see night shooting opened up in other states too, before much longer.  I do wish I had stock in a nightvision company right now, though, as I fully expect to see the sales of these devices to jump.  I also expect to see more outfits like JagerPro taking assorted nimrods into the field to experience a night hunt. 

The other note of interest to me from this SC legislative session, was the restriction on hound hunters from running their dogs on property boundaries without the expressed permission of the neighboring landowner.  The problem, getting worse for years, was that some houndsmen let their deer dogs run onto neighboring properties.  While the majority of legitimate hunting clubs and groups work hard to control this, there are an awful lot of so-called “renegades” who intentionally allow their dogs to range private property.  Antiquated range laws allowed them to enter private land to “recover their stock”, so they’d use the old laws to essentially hunt wherever they felt like it.  There was little recourse for the landowner, and many of these incidents turned into physical altercations.  People have been shot and killed over it.

In my opinion, this was a much-needed ruling.  I hope NC picks up the ball on this one and fashions their own law (I think they’re working on something as you can see over at the Moose Droppings blog). 

In other news, I stumbled across a kind of cool article in a Nebraska news outlet, the Grand Island Independent.  Like many newspapers across the country, early summer is time for articles on vacation destinations.  However, most other newspapers aren’t writing about hunting opportunities.  This column in the Independent’s sports section isn’t earth-shattering or hugely newsworthy, but I really enjoyed reading some good, general discussion about hog hunting, followed by a report on a group that goes down to Texas for an annual hunt.  There’s not a lot of hyperbole about how dangerous or tough hogs can be, and except for some boilerplate about ecological damage, there’s not a lot damning the hogs for existing either.  It’s just a nicely written piece of work. 

And to wrap up, appropriately, with a little fluff from the entertainment industry.  I posted earlier this week that Pig Hunt was going to be released on DVD, and that they are in the running for theatrical release (go vote now, if you haven’t).  What I didn’t notice then was the new entry from South Korea, CHAW!  I guess the film is being screened now at the 2010 NY Asian Film Festival, and the reviews haven’t been too bad.  For example, you can see what The Brooklyn Rail had to say about it, or click over to the Fangoria site for another reasonably, lukewarm review.  No, neither of these flicks are likely to be considered great art on the scale of Citizen Kane or even Satyricon, but they promise a lot of grins and some content that’s custom made for sitting around a hog hunting camp after dark, with some friends, a bottle of tequila (or scotch) and some tasty snacks.

Back In The Groove
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OK, so I’m really not back “in the groove” as much as I’d like to be, but I am back in CA and hunting is on my mind. 

I realize of course, that mid-summer doesn’t really equate to hunting for folks in most of the country, and I can certainly relate.  When I go back in my mind to my formative hunting experiences, they usually involve short days, frosty mornings, and the autumn smells of wood smoke and burning leaves.  Rambling over hillsides in 100-degree heat just doesn’t seem quite right. 

But hunting is hunting, and while a lot of hunters tell me that they could never get used to the idea of hunting in July heat, I can promise that most of them would jump at the opportunity to get back in the field if it were offered.  And yeah, I also know that you don’t have to hunt the summer seasons in CA.  There are options to get out in September and October, and even a few that run into November.  You can hit the Sierra high-country and enjoy a more “traditional” hunting experience if you really want to.  But me… I’m ready now! 

So July 10 is the opening day for the A-zone archery season, and I have every intention of being out there.  I’ll be tuning up the Mathews, sharpening some broadheads, and hoping that my archery jinx is well and truly broken.  I’ve already booked a slot at the Golden Ram Hedgepeth Ranch (one of my favorite spots).  The primary target will be blacktail deer, but there are always good odds of getting a shot at a hog on this ranch, especially during the archery season. 

I’ve also extended an invite to my friend and fellow blogger, Josh, to join me for the weekend.  From the looks of things, we’ll likely be dealing with some high temperatures, but I’ve got even higher hopes that at least one of us will fill a tag… and that will make it worth the sunburn and sweat.

It’s definitely something to look forward to!

Another New Hog Rifle?
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OK, so it’s a never-ending search for the ultimate hog rifle.  Never let anyone tell you that, “all you need is a plain-jane 30-06.” 

Nope, there’s always got to be a little something more.  So imagine my pleasure when I was fooling around over at the Gun Nut blog and saw this beauty!  A 2-bore, blackpowder rifle!  Hell, just the recoil would take down a small hog. 

Pig Hunt the Movie – Coming Soon to a Blockbuster Near You!
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I got an email today from Patrick Kack-Brice, one of the guys behind Pig Hunt – The Movie.  It’s funny, because I was just thinking about the movie, as I’ve been hanging out a little with an old friend of mine who works in video post-poduction.  We used to watch some pretty cool stuff in the studio.  I’m pretty sure he’d get a kick out of Pig Hunt.

Anyway, here’s what Patrick sent out:

Hello everyone!

Apologies for the mass email, this will be the last for a long time and the long journey of PIG HUNT has come to a close.

The great news is PIG HUNT is going to be released through Blockbuster on DVD.

The EVEN BETTER news is that PIG HUNT has a chance at a Theatrical Release!, and with your help (and 30 seconds of your time), we can make it happen.

SO, please go to and sign up to give the trailer Pig Hunt 5 thumbs up!

THANK YOU!

OK, so it’s up to you if you go vote for the movie.  I did, because I felt like it was one of the better flicks in that genre, but hey… I also believe in being honest. If you haven’t seen it, or didn’t think it was all that, then vote your conscience.  Or don’t even bother…   

But at the very least, if you’re even a little bit interested, make sure and rent or order the movie as soon as it becomes officially available (any time now).  I can promise that I think it’ll be worth your time.

Online Learning About Feral Hogs
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Interested in learning more about controlling feral hogs, as well as more about their potential damage and threats to livestock, agriculture, and private property?  There’s a kinda cool site called Forestry Webinars, put together by Southern Regional Extension Forestry. 

The site includes a whole slew of “webinars” (interactive, online presentations) about various forestry and land management topics.  The focus is on southern issues, but there’s some good stuff in here that would certainly translate over to other states.  Of course the one that most interested me was the “Wildlife For Lunch -  Feral Hogs” webinar presented last Thursday, and since I just found out about it today, I didn’t get to attend.  However,  the best thing about these webinars is that if you missed the original presentation, you can view a recorded version on the website.  Of course, attending “live” is best if you have questions or want to participate in the discussion, but the recordings offer some good info too.

Other topics on feral hogs include a session on “Feral Hog Management” and another one on “Using Remote Sensing Cameras in Wildife Management”. 

Anyway, just thought some of you would find this interesting.

Father’s Day, 2010
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So today was Father’s Day.

Me?  I’m 3000 miles from my daughter, who, by all accounts, had a great day.  …And that’s really all I’d ever want for her.  I’ve said it before and I mean it as much now as then, she’s the best father’s day gift I could ever dream of…

News From North Carolina
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Well, it’s Friday already and as I get ready for the weekend, I realized that I’ve been a little slack on the blog-front this week.  Sorry about that, but work has cut deeply into my hunting and my web surfing.  Next week doesn’t look much better.  But with that in mind, I’ve put together a little NC postcard for anyone who’s still around.

First, and foremost, I just found out this morning that I’ll be missing a special event up here in the Raleigh/Durham area!  That’s right, it’s Hog Days in the town of Hillsborough.  I don’t know how I missed it!   

Of course the event hasn’t really got anything to do with hunting, but it does have to do with something else I like a lot… NC barbecue! 

Here’s a little critical information about the event:

While barbecue is the basis of the festival, fun for the whole family is the focus. A variety of activities are held each year as part of Hog Day: fun contests, including Hog Hollering, and Guess the Weight of the Pig contests; the area’s largest antique car show, an arts & crafts area with more than 100 vendors; and a children’s area featuring activities and rides. Hillsborough Hog Day also offers regionally and nationally known musicians, live on stage throughout the kickoff party on Friday night and all day on Saturday.

Hillsborough Hog Day is held each year on the third Saturday of June, in Downtown Hillsborough. The festival is attended by up to 35,000 people. Shuttle service is provided to the Hog Day site from south and north of town.

I’m headed back down to the coast to visit my mom and family over the weekend, so I’ll be missing this one. 

In other “news”, there’s been quite the uproar up on the edge of the Smoky Mountains as apparently Bigfoot has made a new appearance.  It started with a sighting by Tim Peeler up near Casar, NC.  Apparently while calling coyotes, Peeler had a face-to-face encounter with a man-like creature “about 10-feet tall” and covered in “beautiful hair.” 

Check out the audio of Peeler’s 911 call

On the heels of Peeler’s sighting, apparently a bigfoot track was found near the town of Morganton.  In an article about the discovery, farmer Pork Lowman (why couldn’t I have been named Pork?) said he was way out in the backcountry when he found the footprint.

A farmer said he recently stumbled across a larger-than-life footprint near the intersection of Highway 18 and George Hildebran School Road in the southern part of Burke County.

Pork Lowman said he was walking in the woods when he came across the print, which measures 15 by 8 inches.

“It’s out here in no-man’s land, and that’s what really got me,” Lowman said.

I dunno, but I’m starting to get a complex.  Last time I hunted up in Mendocino County, CA, they had bigfoot sightings.  Now I travel almost 3000 miles across the country, and here he is again.  It begs the question:

Am I being stalked by Sasquatch?

Getting My Hunting Fix Online
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Well, if I can’t be hunting, I’ll do the next best thing… watch someone else hunt. I’ve gone on and on about hunting videos and TV, and much of what I’ve had to say hasn’t been particularly complimentary. But I have to admit, sometimes it’s just fun to watch. Since this hotel here in Raleigh doesn’t have any hunting channels on their very limited television selection, I’ve been checking out online sources. One of my favorites is My Outdoor TV.

Of course summer isn’t exactly hunting prime time, and most of the current big game episodes (elk, deer, antelope) have been aired through the summer.  The hunting magazines and tv shows are pretty much focused on fishing (which bores me to tears) or turkey hunting (which gets really repetitive).  MyOutdoor TV reflects this programming as well, if you start at the main page.  But this morning when I clicked over to the Hunting category, I was tickled to see that the spotlight is on hog hunting!  Oh yeah! 

Not sure how often they change up the spotlight categories, but if, like me, you’ve been doing some serious jonesing to hunt, it’s worth popping over there now to see some serious hog hunting action! 

Now, I’ve gotta get back to work…

Back in Carolina
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The unexpected journey…

It’s something I used to really like.  The unplanned… the spontaneous… the rush of travel. 

I suppose it still has its allure, but when the travel is for work, the excitement isn’t quite the same anymore.  But there ya go…  Thursday of last week, I was thinking about making a day trip to Spokane, WA to meet with an engineer.  Somehow, in the space of two days, that trip morphed into another two-week trip to NC.

And so I find myself back in Raleigh, trying to pull the silver lining out of this cloud.  I get to go visit mom this weekend, and that’s a big plus.  But other than that, well, Raleigh simply doesn’t have a lot of redeeming qualities… especially not at this time of year. 

But, I still can’t help it… I do love North Carolina.