Yes, bears do it in the woods. Sometimes, so do hunters. And I don’t know about you, but I occasionally get a little concerned with that whitest part of my body waving around in the bushes. Who knows what some nimrod up on the ridge might think… especially when I have the little flag of white striking paper fluttering in the breeze! A flash of white… and BANG!
Well, thank goodness that, in his search for the new and newsworthy, JR Absher of the Outdoor Pressroom has located Rutt Wipes!
Don’t get shot with your pants down!
You need survival essentials in the woods, including hunter-safe toilet paper. So why are you flashing white toilet paper in the same anatomical area you would find a white deer tail?
“Rutt Wipe” is the orange toilet paper you need to protect your assets. It’s biodegradable, non-toxic and soothing for your outdoor hygiene needs.
That’s right, HogBlog readers! You NEED survival gear, and having blaze orange toilet paper waving behind you so you no longer look like a whitetail deer in the bushes is exactly the kind of survival we’re talking about!
Seriously, it’s not a bad idea… even if it may be a little over-the-top. The biggest problem I see with it (besides the possibility that some folks are allergic to the dyes), is that too many lazy losers don’t bother to bury what they leave behind. It’s one thing to see little white kleenex flowers blooming behind the bushes at every trailhead… now those flowers will be blaze orange and visible from much further away. That’s just crappy.
Watch it will be in Bass Pro’s next add!!!!!