The coons showed up first. Two juveniles waddled through the palmetto and cat claws, and fruitlessly surveyed the clearing for leftover corn. As children do, the initial objective was quickly set aside and they began to chase one another around, finally making their way down the trail to the creek’s edge. There ensued a wrestling match worthy of the WWF which ended with one of the critters falling over the steep edge and into the black water. With a splash, the little coon bounded up onto the opposite bank and ran chattering through the brush. The other jumped in, swam across, and followed. In my mind, I could imagine the injured party screaming, “Mom! Joey pushed me in the creek!”
And the other one trotting right along behind him, hollering, “He started it!”
The scene went briefly quiet as the sun rose over the woods, and the morning sounds began to filter in. Cardinals sang their morning song. A wren chirruped and flitted from branch to branch. A woodpecker giggled insanely from atop a lightning struck pine. A flock of resident Canada geese rose up from their roost by the highway and sailed overhead honking and cackling. As full morning light filtered through the trees, a squirrel came out of his nest to chatter and curse at some intruder. Crows joined the chorus with their harsh voices. A neighbor’s dog began to bark… at the crows, the squirrels, or maybe just to be part of the cacaphony. And over and through it all, cicadas put in their incessant buzz.
Then the Sunday traffic on Interstate 40 grew from the occasional rumble of a passing car to a nonstop roar, punctuated by the whine of Japanese motorcycles or the throb of Harley Davidsons. The Wilmington International Airport began its daily flights and the birdsong was drowned by the drone of private planes, followed every hour or so by the roar of the big US Airways or Delta aircraft. It was a harsh reminder that the weekend was over. Folks were going home. Tomorrow, I’d be going home too.
I forced the manmade chaos to the back of my consciousness, delegating the sounds to white noise, and tried to focus on the woods around me. A pair of squirrels were browsing the ground below my stand, scurrying from spot to spot with quick, jerky movements. Stop and start. Stop and start. Their bushy tails undulated like fluffy snakes as they alternately scrabbled for food and then sat upright to gnaw on their treasures, black eyes shining alertly.
Otherwise, the woods were relatively quiet except for the occasional falling of a leaf… each one hitting the ground in close approximation to the sound of a deer’s footstep and causing me to catch my breath and freeze. I expect I must have looked a little like those squirrels, except they were tuned in to predators and I was tuned in to prey.
A couple of hours after sunrise, I was still on high alert. The squirrels had quarreled their way back into the oaks and disappeared. With the exception of the distant, barking hound and the ubiquitous cicadas almost drowning out the highway noise, the woods were quiet. Quiet is a completely relative thing in this setting, but once you’ve established the baseline for ambient noise, everything else makes sense. What you’re listening for is a change to the rhythm… a break in the white noise.
The break came. It was behind me, over my right shoulder… in probably the most inopportune place. I heard the crackle of leaves, or maybe the snap of a small branch. Whatever it was didn’t belong, and it was close. I tried to turn my stiff neck to see without moving my body. In the extreme edge of my peripheral vision I saw a blurry shape. No squirrel or coon… a deer. My heart leapt, pounding up into my throat. I’ve been in this position more times than I can count, but it happens the same way every time. My ears start to hum, my heart buzzes like a rattlesnake’s tail, and my tongue gets kind of thick in my throat. My face goes from hot to cold and back again. And then everything goes into slow motion.
I eased around slowly, doing my best to appear motionless as I moved. The deer didn’t seem to notice. Finally, I’d turned my body enough to get a good look. It wasn’t a single deer. There were two. Copper penny red in their summer coats, they browsed nonchalantly along the creek bank. I’d ranged the area earlier, and knew they were both well within 20 yards. If I could just turn enough to make the shot, I’d have no problem. Unfortunately, the stand had arm rails on either side which blocked my movement. The only way I could shoot would be to stand up. In order to do that, I’d need the deer to move a little further, or at least bury their heads in brush.
I sat poised, hoping for the impossible when I saw the old doe following the younger pair along the well-used trail. Unlike the reddish youngsters, she was obviously an older deer. She didn’t quite have the swayed back, but her neck sagged a bit and her belly hung low. Her hair was grey-brown, with pronounced grey and white around her face. She’d be a good doe to take for management, even though the younger animals would probably make better meat. Honestly, though, it didn’t matter to me. I’d shoot the first one that gave me a good shot, and that’s the bottom line.
Unfortunately, with three pair of eyes less than 20 yards away, standing up and aiming the bow without creating a small stampede would pretty much be an impossibility. I doubted I could even turn the bow toward them without standing, but making a shot in that position simply wasn’t going to happen. All I could do was watch and hope. If they’d cross the creek and head to the food plot, things would suddenly get simple. All I needed to do was be patient, and then take the chip shot when it presented itself. But first they’d need to cross the creek.
The youngsters stepped down the bank, and my hopes soared. But just as quickly, the lead deer turned and began browsing back toward the recently cut woodlot behind me. The other followed, and I watched in dismay as they slowly made their way in the wrong direction, steadily increasing the range. My last landmark, a stump at 42 yards was coming up quickly. Once past that, I’d have no shot.
The old doe was still close, though. She wasn’t really feeding. Some maternal instinct kept her alert, and while she never looked directly toward me, she was constantly looking in my direction. Something beyond me had her attention, but as long as her eyes were turned in my general vicinity there was no way I could move. Her ears swiveled, first toward me and then back toward the youngsters. There’d be no fooling this old woman.
I stayed frozen, but the awkward angle was beginning to pull at my lower back. Already aching from the long flight from CA to NC, the strain was too much. I had to shift. I tried to keep it subtle, but the metal stand gave me away with a slight creak. That’s all it took. The doe snorted and bolted as though she’d been hit with a cattle prod. In a flash both she and the younger deer were bounding away across the cutdown, white flags flying as they disappeared into the distance.
I cursed, probably out loud, and eased back around in the stand. I hung the bow back on the hook, and took a few deep breaths. I think I’d forgotten to breathe through the whole experience, as usual, and my chest felt tight. Disappointment threatened to darken the whole weekend, and I had to remind myself that these weren’t the only deer in the county. Shut up and sit still, and wait to see what else comes in.
An hour later, nothing else had come. The sun heated up the dense greenery, drawing out the moisture, and the humidity became oppressive as the thermometer rose. Sweat ran down my face and trickled from my armpits down my ribs. Hunger rumbled in my belly, reminding me that a breakfast bar at 07:00 is no replacement for a real meal at 10:00. The morning hunt was done. The success of the weekend would hang on the outcome of one last evening hunt.
I guess it’s fortunate that, once the disappointment of the missed opportunity receded, I recalled that this trip wasn’t just about killing a deer. Sure, hunting the archery opener with my little brother has become an annual tradition, but there was more going on here than the effort to poke an arrow through a whitetail deer. It was about spending some time with my family. In addition to hunting, I had the opportunity to see my mom for the first time since Christmas, and I also got to play with my great-nephew. I probably won’t be seeing any of them again until the Christmas holidays. It was good to visit, and venison or no venison, I had a great weekend.
But if it had only been about killing a deer, then the sun set on an abject failure as I climbed out of that stand for the last time that evening without so much as aiming an arrow at a North Carolina whitetail.