A Christmas Story, Western Style.
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Charles Marion Russell was a famous western cowboy artist who painted over 2000 pieces that captured the western life and landscape of the late 1800′s. He died in 1926 and has influenced many generations of cowboy artists with his accurate portrayal of the western life of the northern Rockies.

In 1927, a collection of CM Russell’s short stories was published, called

    Trails Plowed Under

. It has been out of print for years, but I have a copy that was given to my Great Grandfather by some family friends years ago.

This story, like others in the collection cut through the glamour of the old west that Hollywood has seen fit to bestow upon it.

Merry Christmas Here’s hoping you can be as grateful as the folks below…

A SAVAGE SANTA CLAUS

“Talkin’ about Christmas,” said Bedrock, as we smoked in his cabin after supper, an’ the wind howled as it sometimes can on a blizzardy December night, “puts me in mind of one I spent in the ’60s. Me an’ a feller named Jake Mason, but better knowed as Beaver, is trappin’ an’ prospectin’ on the head of the Porcupine. We’ve struck some placer, but she’s too cold to work her. The snow’s drove all the game out of the country, an’ barrin’ a few beans and some flour, we’re plum out of grub, so we decide we’d better pull our freight before we’re snowed in.

“The winter’s been pretty open till then, but the day we start there’s a storm breaks loose that skins everything I ever seed. It looks like the snow-maker’s been holdin’ back, an’ turned the whole winter supply loose at once. Cold? Well, it would make a polar bear hunt cover.

“About noon it lets up enough so we can see our pack-hosses. We’re joggin’ along at a good gait, when old Baldy, our lead packhoss, stops an’ swings ’round in the trail, bringin’ the other three to a stand. His whinner causes me to raise my head, an’ lookin’ under my hat brim, I’m plenty surprised to see an old log shack not ten feet to the side of the trail.”

“‘I guess we’d better take that cayuse’s advice,’ says Beaver, pintin’ to Baldy, who’s got his ears straightened, lookin’ at us as much as to say: ‘What, am I packin’ fer Pilgrims; or don’t you know enough to get in out of the weather? It looks like you’d loosen these packs.’ So, takin’ Baldy’s hunch, we unsaddle.

“This cabin’s mighty ancient. It’s been two rooms, but the ridge-pole on the rear one’s rotted an’ let the roof down. The door’s wide open an’ hangs on a wooden hinge. The animal smell I get on the inside tells me there ain’t no humans lived there for many’s the winter. The floor’s strewn with pine cones an’ a few scattered bones, showin’ it’s been the home of mountain-rats an’ squirrels. Takin’ it all ‘n all, it ain’t no palace, but, in this storm, it looks mighty snug, an’ when we get a blaze started in the fireplace an’ the beans goin’ it’s comfortable.

“The door to the back’s open, an’ by the light of the fire I can see the roof hangin’ down V-shaped, leavin’ quite a little space agin the wall. Once I had a notion of walkin’ in an’ prospectin’ the place, but there’s somethin’ ghostly about it an’ I change my mind.

“When we’re rollin’ in that night, Beaver asks me what day of the month it is.

“‘If I’m right on my dates,’ says I, ‘this is the evenin’ the kids hang up their socks.’

“The hell it is,’ says he. ‘Well, here’s one camp Santy’ll probably overlook. We ain’t got no socks nor no place to hang ‘em, an’ I don’t think the old boy’d savvy our foot-rags.’ That’s the last I remember till I’m waked up along in the night by somethin’ monkeyin’ with the kettle.

“If it wasn’t fer a snufflin’ noise I could hear, I’d a-tuk it fer a trade-rat, but with this noise it’s no guess with me, an’ I call the turn all right, ’cause when I take a peek, there, humped between me an’ the fire, is the most robust silvertip I ever see. In size, he resembles a load of hay. The fire’s down low, but there’s enough light to give me his outline. He’s humped over, busy with the beans, snifflin’ an’ whinin’ pleasant, like he enjoys ‘em. I nudged Beaver easy, an’ whispers: ‘Santy Claus is here.’

“He don’t need but one look. ‘Yes,’ says he, reachin’ for his Henry, ‘but he ain’t brought nothin’ but trouble, an’ more’n a sock full of that. You couldn’t crowd it into a wagon-box.’

“This whisperin’ disturbs Mr. Bear, an’ he straightens up till he near touches the ridge-pole. He looks eight feet tall. Am I scared? Well, I’d tell a man. By the feelin’ runnin’ up and down my back, if I had bristles I’d resemble a wild hog. The cold sweat’s drippin’ off my nose, an’ I ain’t got nothin’ on me but sluice-ice.

“The bark of Beaver’s Henry brings me out of this scare. The bear goes over, upsettin’ a kettle of water, puttin’ the fire out. If it wasn’t for a stream of fire runnin’ from Beaver’s weapon, we’d be in plumb darkness. The bear’s up agin, bellerin’ an’ bawlin’, and comin’ at us mighty warlike, and by the time I get my Sharps workin’, I’m near choked with smoke. It’s the noisiest muss I was ever mixed up in. Between the smoke, the barkin’ of the guns an’ the bellerin’ of the bear, it’s like hell on a holiday.”


“I’m gropin’ for another ca’tridge when I hear the lock on Beaver’s gun click, an’ I know his magazine’s dry. Lowerin’ my hot gun, I listen. Everythin’s quiet now. In the sudden stillness I can hear the drippin’ of blood. It’s the bear’s life runnin’ out.

“‘I guess it’s all over,’ says Beaver, kind of shaky. ‘It was a short fight, but a fast one, an’ hell was poppin’ while she lasted.’

“When we get the fire lit, we take a look at the battle ground. There lays Mr. Bear in a ring of blood, with a hide so full of holes he wouldn’t hold hay. I don’t think there’s a bullet went ’round him.

“This excitement wakens us so we don’t sleep no more that night. We breakfast on bear meat. He’s an old bear an’ it’s pretty stout, but a feller livin’ on beans and bannocks straight for a couple of weeks don’t kick much on flavor, an’ we’re at a stage where meat’s meat.

“When it comes day, me an’ Beaver goes lookin’ over the bear’s bedroom. You know, daylight drives away ha’nts, an’ this room don’t look near so ghostly as it did last night. After winnin’ this fight, we’re both mighty brave. The roof caved in with four or five feet of snow on, makes the rear room still dark, so, lightin’ a pitch-pine glow, we start explorin’.

“The first thing we bump into is the bear’s bunk. There’s a rusty pick layin’ up against the wall, an’ a gold-pan on the floor, showin’ us that the human that lived there was a miner. On the other side of the shack we ran onto a pole bunk, with a weather-wrinkled buffalo robe an’ some rotten blankets. The way the roof slants, we can’t see into the bed, but by usin’ an axe an’ choppin’ the legs off, we lower it to view. When Beaver raises the light, there’s the frame-work of a man. He’s layin’ on his left side, like he’s sleepin’, an’ looks like he cashed in easy. Across the bunk, under his head, is an old-fashioned cap-’n-ball rifle. On the bedpost hangs a powder horn an’ pouch, with a belt an’ skinnin’ knife. These things tell us that this man’s a pretty old-timer.

“Findin’ the pick an’ gold-pan causes us to look more careful for what he’d been diggin’. We explore the bunk from top to bottom, but nary a find. All day long we prospects. That evenin’, when we’re fillin’ up on bear meat, beans and bannocks, Beaver says he’s goin’ to go through the bear’s bunk; so, after we smoke, relightin’ our torches, we start our search again.

“Sizin’ up the bear’s nest, we see he’d laid there quite a while. It looks like Mr. Silvertip, when the weather gets cold, starts huntin’ a winter location for his long snooze. Runnin’ onto this cabin, vacant, and lookin’ like it’s for rent, he jumps the claim an’ would have been snoozin’ there yet, but our fire warmin’ up the place fools him. He thinks it’s spring an’ steps out to look at the weather. On the way he strikes this breakfast of beans, an’ they hold him till we object.

“We’re lookin’ over this nest when somethin’ catches my eye on the edge of the waller. It’s a hole, roofed over with willers.

“‘Well, I’ll be damned. There’s his cache,’ says Beaver, whose eyes has follered mine. It don’t take a minute to kick these willers loose, an’ there lays a buckskin sack with five hundred dollars in dust in it.

“Old Santy Claus, out there,’ says Beaver, pointin’ to the bear through the door, ‘didn’t load our socks, but he brought plenty of meat an’ showed us the cache, for we’d never a-found it if he hadn’t raised the lid.’

“The day after Christmas we buried the bones, wrapped in one of our blankets, where we’d found the cache. It was the best we could do.

“I guess the dust’s ours,’ says Beaver. ‘There’s no papers to show who’s his kin-folks.’ So we splits the pile an’ leaves him sleepin’ in the tomb he built for himself.”

Successful Western Hunter: Bret Scott
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Bret was one of two of my fellow California bowhunters who drew a once in a life time Desert Bighorn tag this June. Early on he committed to doing this hunt with archery gear, with his friend and hunting partner Jack Hankins. I’ve had the pleasure of meeting Bret while hunting at Tejon Ranch as well as the California Bowmen Hunters Broadhead Shoot last May. On December 20th on the fourth day of his hunt he successfully arrowed a ram that was measured by the biologist at 180 7/8″. The current Pope and Young record is held by a New Mexico Ram killed by Jim Hens in 2007 that panel measured at 178 6/8″.

Bret shared his story, which undoubtedly will make it into Relentless 365, the California hunting magazine. It truly is a story of perseverance.

My hands have finally quit shaking enough that I can type! (this is no joke, after I shot it, I borrowed Jack’s cell phone but couldn’t type in the numbers as I was shaking so bad) Started out Saturday with Bill, Dave, Doug and Myself, the wind was about 40-50 mph with rain but we still saw sheep. Bill and Dave saw 7 ewes and 1 small ram and Doug and I saw a group of 3 med rams then 5 rams with a shooter. We were about 800yds away and we snuck up when they went behind the ridge but blew it when we came out of the first gulley the same time the sheep were coming out of the second gully, Busted! (more…)

2010 Tule Elk Mount is Home
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Taxidermy artist Forest Farnsworth of International Big Game Studio with my 2010 California Tule Elk

Around Halloween I called my taxidermist, Forest Farnsworth , of International Big Game Studio and he informed me my cape was back from the tannery. I delivered the antlers and he promised I’d have the finished product before Christmas.
This week he left a message that my mount was ready to pick up.

After a 30 mile drive home and more than a few glances on the highway (and one thumbs up), My wife and daughters picked the perfect spot for him.

You notice he has a short “summer coat” rather than a long heavy neck mane. His antlers aren’t dark like my Wyoming bulls who polished their tips on burned pine trees. In fact they are dry, and seem to gather a light alkali dust. This surely has something to do withthe dry desert environment and the mineral deficiencies that make these tule elk’s antlers more prone to breakage.

I will admit, I never thought I would ever mount a 240 inch bull elk, and I never thought the first elk I would have mounted would be from California. But the memory of the epic hunt will last forever…

Successful Western Hunter: James Thomas Morris
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“Jase” as he is known to friends and family is a lifelong outdoorsman who works in the seismic exploration field.  Since he is in the outdoors nearly every day, he was physically ready for the demands of a backcountry elk hunt.  He was the youngest member of our hunting party in Wyoming this Fall.   He was right there when his brother Matt Morris, killed his bull elk the day before.

 

Jase was accompanied by his father DeWitt (on left), and Matt (middlle) on their 2011 Wyoming elk hunt.

 

Hunting Elk on foot was no problem for Jase.

Successful Western Hunter: Tony Elwell
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Tony is nearly dwarfed by his 2011 California black bear.

This is a special SWH edition because I was there when it happened!  Tony was introduced to me by our common friend Kirk Edgerton.  When Kirk and I planned a weekend bear hunt in the Sierras, he mentioned that Tony was coming along.  It was the second to last weekend of deer season, they both had deer and bear tags for the area, and I had a bear tag.

We split up in the morning at daylight and met up later at around noon.  Tony and Kirk had seen numerous deer but no legal bucks.  They also had spotted 3 bears across the canyon.  We decided that finding a vantage point to watch for the rest of the day was a good idea.  Tony and I went to the cliff over the canyon while Kirk went to find a buck napping along the ridge crest.

As the sun dropped and the shadows grew long, we heard, then saw a doe eighty yards below us on a trail.  We knew the critters would be moving more as the hot day cooled.  Soon Tony spotted three bears across the canyon.  600 yards straight line, but probably a mile through the canyon.  They were moving through brush and trees and the day was getting late, so we simply watched them disappear in the trees.

Shortly after we heard movement below us.  It sounded like a buck raking brush, but then changed to a steady walking gait of something BIG going through the manzanita.   We watched the mountainside below us for what seemed like hours when a black spot moved 150 yards below.

“Get above  it there so you can get a shot. ” whispered Tony

As I turned to get up, rocks rolled under my feet and I looked back to see Tony with his rifle at his shoulder and knew the bear was alerted.  I watched him fire and knew he had made a killing shot.  One more shot for insurance and the dust began to settle.  He apologized profusely but I was happy for my friend who was successful.  Now we had to get the sucker skinned and quartered and up out of the canyon, with less than an hour of daylight left.  It was fixing to be a late night.

 

From Left to Right, Tony Elwell, John C. Martin, and Kirk Edgerton. You can see the cliff above where Tony shot from.

When we got down to the bear, close inspection revealed a big, fat, old, sow with discolored and broken teeth, a jet black coat with two white chest patches , and probably a 300# carcass with a 4-6 inch layer of fat over her entire body.  Kirk arrived within minutes and we had a photo session after struggling to position the rolling body on the steep brushy hillside.  Between the three of us we had the bear skinned and  quartered in short time, with the meat and skull packed in our three backpacks. We hiked up out of the canyon and back the three miles to the pickup as darkness fell.

Headed back to the truck with packs full of bear meat

 

 

Successful Western Hunter: Nathan Fullner
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The third University of Idaho Farmhouse fraternity brother of mine to have success in the field this Fall, is Nathan Fullner.   As a partner in the family contracting business in Western Washington, he makes the annual hunting trip in Washington a family affair as well.  While Washington is not known as a Mule Deer Mecca, it is apparent that the Fullner clan has it dialed when it comes to filling deer tags.  There were three generations represented including his son Scout.

Nathan writes:

 I picked up Scout from the Homecoming dance at 11:30. It was worth waiting as he ended winning Homecoming for the Sophomore Class. Leigh and I were very proud. Proceeded to drive all night and arrived at the hunting grounds at 6:00, just in time get changed and ready to start hunting. We were very fortunate and were all tagged out by 11:00 . Great times spent with my Dad, Uncle, Brother, Nephew, Son and Jimbo, who wasn’t hunting. Awesome hunt and great memories. God is Good…

Dad, Me, Austin, Scout, Uncle Mel and Mark

Nathan and Son Scout

Nathans smoker buck

Successful Western Hunters: Eric Eidam
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The University of Idaho Farmhouse Fraternity chapter was recommended to me as a young incoming freshman in 1992.  I had heard it was the place that always  “had somethin’ dead hanging out back”  in the Fall.  I found many kindred spirits who enjoyed spending time in the outdoors in pursuit of game large and small.

One of these characters was Eric Eidam.  This native of Pendleton Oregon is now a firefighter on the West side of the state.  In his time off he is an avid hunter, and shared this photo of his 2011 archery elk from Oregon.

Eric just returned from British Columbia with a  Canada moose with a 48 inch wide antler spread.  At a glance I’m guessing that this bull may be close to book.  If that wasn’t exciting enough, he averted a disaster when his group was charged by a mean tempered grizzly.

Age information returned on my 2011 Wyoming Elk.
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When I finished up field dressing my elk I notoced he had what looked like bangs (brucellosis) tags in his ears. The Tags had the message to “Notify Wyoming game and fish” on one side and a number on the other.

I made a quick phone call to the local office, and they asked if I wanted age information back. I replied in the affirmative.   On November 4th, I received a letter back with information on where he was tagged as a juvenile on February 11, 2009. That made him 3 years old when I shot him this October.

To be honest I was shocked he was that young.

Hee I am with my father Paul and what I now know is a 3 year old Wyoming Bull elk.

Successful Western Hunter: Jeff Hepton
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Thanks to the wonder of Facebook, I was able to reconnect with my college roommate Jeff Hepton of Asotin, Washington. He and his brother’s in-laws went to Alaska for caribou.  Jeff is one of my fellow University of Idaho Farmhouse Fraternity brothers.

Successful Western Hunter: Matt Morris
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Matt Morris and his father DeWitt pose with Matt's 5x6 bull elk from Wyoming.

Matt was the first hunter in our camp to fill his tag during the General Wyoming Elk Season. On opening day evening, I heard the first shot, and a second later I heard a second shot. Even as far away as I was it sounded like a solid hit, with a finisher. The bull fell in his tracks and never knew what hit him. The 30-06 that Matt used was also used when his younger brother killed his first elk.

While this is Matt’s first elk, he is an accomplished bowhunter as well and has harvested numerous whitetails, turkeys and waterfowl in his lifetime. He is raising his son to appreciate the outdoors as well.